The OFFICIAL book trailer for “Got Milf? The Modern Mom’s Guide to Feeling Fabulous, Looking Great and Rocking a Minivan”
It’s ONLY 2 minutes long (I know your time is precious!). I hope you’ll let me know what you think – then maybe pass it on to absolutely everybody you know? ( You know…in your spare time…).
Thank you SO MUCH for your time and for supporting the MILF movement!
I’m going to talk about milfs and dilfs. That’s right, you heard me. Because I was given an advance copy of this brand new book, Got Milf? by Sarah Maizes about milfs which I liked because who among us hasn’t had the hots for a milf and/or- without knowing it- wondered if we are a dilf?
If you’re a Sudden Bachelor, even if you were bombed back to the stone age emotionally if not financially and physically by divorce, forming positive goals are a key way out of the cave and back into the light. Aiming to be a dilf is- to my way of thinking- a positive goal!
The book does things like distinguishes between cougars (nasty) and milfs (hot!) and shows how to measure the “milf quotient.” I won’t get more specific since it’s not out til April! Most importantly, it shines a light on a word and concept that has flowed effortlessly into the vernacular these last few years. Even if you’re a guy, when this book comes to a kindle near you you can read it, put it up to a mirror and get some direction on how to become the converse of milf- a dilf!
Why do I have any claim to talk to you about being a dilf? The only time I was ever called a dilf was by one of my stepson’s sexually ambiguous male friends. In fact my ex- wife once gave me a shirt that says, not dilf, but Dork. And my stepdaughter used to make me wear it at each of her birthday parties, like a ritual humiliation. Well, I may be a dork, but dork and dilf are only separated by 3 letters and even if I never become a dilf, that doesn’t mean I can’t pontificate to you about it.
How to become a dilf? I say start by queer eyeing your wardrobe and body. If divorce has brought on defeatism in your life, take a step toward defeating the defeatism by going shopping. That’s right, I’m going to inflict on you- when the going gets tough, the tough go shopping, blah blah blah. Go with someone fashionable, ideally a woman, especially ideally a milf. If you know a hot mom, just get her to go shopping with you. It’s a triple win. If she’s available you might get laid or more. If she’s not, you can bond with her and she may have hot friends. And setting aside those factors, clothes do much to make the man, at least in the eyes of a milf, and if your typical weekend wear is pleated khakis and a tucked-in short sleeve Brooks Brothers collar shirt with a pocket longing for a protector, then someone needs to rip that sh*#@ right off you and replace it with a John Varvatos button down knit shirt and some Levi’s cords (or Gap 1969 cords, my favorite pants, EVER). Nothing like a milf to help you retrofit. Continue reading
Editor’s note: This post comes from our friend and blogger Maria Rainier.
Let’s get this out of the way. Fashion and grooming Rule Number One for newly single men: Don’t overdo it. That means don’t take a bath in your cologne, don’t whiten all the enamel off your teeth, and don’t wear a pimp hat. Seriously, no one else thinks you look “edgy.”
That doesn’t mean, however, that you can go out into the singlesphere in your pajamas with a beard and toenails you haven’t trimmed in months. Just because you will eventually turn into a slob doesn’t mean you’ll snag any points for honesty by being this way now. (Oh, don’t be offended; women stop shaving get “comfortable,” too.) Instead, make a little effort to shows ladies that you’re willing to act like a single, not like a guy who’s been around the block too many times to care anymore.
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