Sudden bachelor of the week.  Let’s see.  Arnold.  Dominique.  Arnold.  Dominique.  Well, I have to go with Arnold.  Firstly because- a BACHELOR named DOMINIQUE!  Sorry, cheap shot.  Secondly, well OK, let’s split the difference.

Arnold- You have to give the sperminator credit for flawless timing and very non-blind ambition.  Wow, letting this worst kept secret come out officially minutes after he left office?  Cold doesn’t do it justice.  I mean, we here at SB are usually just a tad biased toward the male point of view but it’s really hard to defend this one unless you are just bowled over with admiration for steely eyed Austro-Hungarian lust for power (in addition to just plan lust) at all costs.  One thing’s for sure- at least no one will end up on the skids due to this split-up!

Dominique?  Clearly not worthy of the feminine name.  Takeaway?  Power of the penis over politics and prudence.  And if that’s not enough alliteration, his prurient pathetic power-mad play for p—– (rhymes with stussy) at the peak of his political power can only be said to be- par for the course for people at his level of prominence, though over the top even by that measure.  Nothing like a week at Rikers to cool your ardor I guess.  My suggestion for where Dom should go into exile after whatever fate awaits him?  Thailand!

It almost makes you feel sorry for the perpetrators.  I mean, sex is awesome but for these guys, it’s like- a chasm that can never be filled?  Sorry.  Big SB news week anyway!