Sudden bachelor of the week. Let’s see. Arnold. Dominique. Arnold. Dominique. Well, I have to go with Arnold. Firstly because- a BACHELOR named DOMINIQUE! Sorry, cheap shot. Secondly, well OK, let’s split the difference.
Arnold- You have to give the sperminator credit for flawless timing and very non-blind ambition. Wow, letting this worst kept secret come out officially minutes after he left office? Cold doesn’t do it justice. I mean, we here at SB are usually just a tad biased toward the male point of view but it’s really hard to defend this one unless you are just bowled over with admiration for steely eyed Austro-Hungarian lust for power (in addition to just plan lust) at all costs. One thing’s for sure- at least no one will end up on the skids due to this split-up!
Dominique? Clearly not worthy of the feminine name. Takeaway? Power of the penis over politics and prudence. And if that’s not enough alliteration, his prurient pathetic power-mad play for p—– (rhymes with stussy) at the peak of his political power can only be said to be- par for the course for people at his level of prominence, though over the top even by that measure. Nothing like a week at Rikers to cool your ardor I guess. My suggestion for where Dom should go into exile after whatever fate awaits him? Thailand!
It almost makes you feel sorry for the perpetrators. I mean, sex is awesome but for these guys, it’s like- a chasm that can never be filled? Sorry. Big SB news week anyway!