Piggybacking on our Mel Gibson post from yesterday – we’d like to introduce you to our newest guest contributor – divorce attorney, author and frequent TV personality Vikki Ziegler. Be sure to check back for more posts.
1. Try NEVER to have an unwanted touching of a female especially when her teeth are involved. Walk away before violence escalates, as it serves everyone’s best interest. Lucky for Mel, Oksana didn’t have a mean right hook like Tyson!
2. Never call your girlfriend up and scream so loud that unless you are on a treadmill it appears as if one of your eyes were going to pop out of your head. When you are arguing, count to 10 and if your heart is still racing wait to have a conversation. Women react with harsh words and cry. Mel, well he broke all rules and boundaries of decency so when in Mel’s shoes, lock yourself in a room and don’t utter a word until you have come down from the tirade. Your career, freedom and life could be at stake and it’s REALLY not worth it!
3. Women love their rose bushes. Never threaten to put your beloved in hers – it will never go over well. Also, as you may know, it’s a threat and can place you in jail. Think bad thoughts don’t say them out loud EVER! Think about it- Mel Gibson has made the most outlandish statements about every race, color and allegedly attacked a female. At least you can say to yourself today “boy , my life isn’t so bad.” I would love to give Mel some advice for dating his next muse but I think he’s got too many legal troubles to think about dating ANYONE for a while. What say you?